Out at a sweet shop looking for something to settle his sweet tooth, this guy was usually pretty rude, and thought he could do anything. Today, was going to be a little different for this poor young man. You see the old lady who looked like she was homeless with a few missing teeth was giving out free samples of some drinks. So David thought we would sample a drink without asking or looking at the sign about what kind of drinks she was selling.
Looking down at the woman’s stand she all sorts of different little bottles that were unlabeled, but she knew which one was which. Instead of asking what they did David picked one up as she tried warning him, “I wouldn’t drink that young man.”
He took the bottle away from his mouth to rudely reply, “Why the hell not? It’s juice nothing you old hag!” he just drank the potion.
She chuckled, “Then you must be going little kitty or you’ll be owning this sweet s